Haley James: Did you ever figure out your porn name?
Lucas: What are you talking about?
Haley James: Your porn name. Uhm, you know, you take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name and you put them together... What was the name of your first pet?
Lucas: You know, I have a dog named Rocket.
Haley James: Oh, Rocket! I loved Rocket! So your mother's maiden name is Roe... Rocket Roe!
[laughs]
Haley James: Nice!
Lucas: [laughs] What's yours?
Haley James: Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.
Lucas: You named the bunny "Bunny"?
Haley James: Yes, I did and my mother's maiden name is Beaugard so...
Lucas: Bunny Beaugard?
Haley James: Bunny Beaugard... Dawson's Creek starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard.
[laughs]
Haley James: [Lucas interrupts to say "Nice"]
Haley James: Shut up!
Haley James: [Calling her parents] Hey, Mom it's Haley. Haley James, your daughter. Listen I'm gonna go out after work, and I'll be home. Okay? All right, bye.
Lucas Scott: Was your mom drinking?
Haley James: No, I got the machine
Haley James: We're going to London for a few days.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Doesn't it always rain there?
Nathan Scott: Oh yeah... smiles.
Lucas Scott: Lindsay, Peyton's got a big heart.
Lindsey: Yeah, to go along with her big mouth.
Lucas Eugene Scott: Are you drunk?
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Are you wearing eye shadow?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I’m open Nathan. BALL!
Nathan Scott: [Nathan throws the ball and Lucas moves so the ball hits Chris] The best pick you made all night.
Nathan Scott: Jamie is gonna be the man. I'm gonna be second best. You'll be lucky to make the top 10, Luke.
Lucas Scott: Thanks.
Lucas Scott: My jokes aren't stupid.
Nathan Scott: My jokes aren't stupid. That's what you think.
Brooke: LUCAS! Do not make me join you!
Lucas Scott: Uh, a little privacy here.
Brooke: No, you've been in the shower forever! By the time I even get in the water it's gonna be...
[Checks water]
Brooke: cold! Are you taking a cold shower?
Lucas Scott: No, the hot water...
Brooke: Gross! You are! You know what? When you have you're next wet dream, tell Peyton I said 'Hi'. Eww!
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: [after 'Dim' Tim opens the door to him and looks disappointed] What's wrong with Dim?
Nathan Scott: Don't take it personally, he thought you were the stripper.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: We prefer to be called exotic dancers.
Lucas Scott: So what number are you up to, huh? Three?
Brooke: Four! Mop the kitchen floor.
Lucas Scott: And you're using a sponge?
Brooke: Is that wrong?
Lucas Scott: Okay, Brooke, this is a mop.
Karen Roe: Oh. You just took 10 years off my life
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: It is 1 o'clock in the morning, I have been worried sick, where have you been?
Karen Roe: I'm sorry- I was just
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You know the rules if you are not home by midnight you call
[Laughs]
Karen Roe: [sarcastic] ha ha ha, I really hope I don't sound like that. When did you get home?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: About 5 minutes ago
Karen Roe: [looks at her watch] Well then we are both grounded
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Clearly a rookie mom, next time try sneaking though the window.